Our Mission
Founded in 2025 by Dr. Emilia "Milky" Milquetoast, we democratize cloud technology for everyone, empowering the people to control the weather with ease with the power of Big Data, IoT, Blockchains, Metaverse, and Artificial Intelligence.
Services
Storm Cell Visualization. Visualize the fury of the storm with our Storm Cell Simulator. Perfect for storm chasers, thrill-seekers, or anyone who just wants to imagine the end of the world.
Weather Prediction. Get ahead of the storm with our cutting-edge weather prediction platform. Because who doesn't want to know exactly when and where the apocalypse will happen?
Cloud Seeding. Make it rain, but not too much. Our cloud seeding platform allows you to control our army of autonomous drones, capable of precision-dropping seeds into the perfect location to ensure a light drizzle on your wedding day, or a drought-ending downpour on your farm.
Windshear Warning. Don't get blown away by the winds of change with our Windshear Warning system. Get alerted to potential turbulence so you can stay safe and on schedule.
Chemtrails Advocacy Join the ranks of the chemtrail elite with our user-friendly platform. Easily create and share your own chemtrail conspiracy theories, and even sell merchandise to your fellow truth-seekers!
Features
Storm cell prediction API. Integrate our API into your app or website to get the latest storm cell predictions and impress your friends with your meteorological prowess!
Customizable cloud seeding formulas. Choose from a variety of cloud seeding formulas, including Romantic Rain, Farm Fresh, and Weather Whiz.
Chemtrail conspiracy theory generator. Our AI-powered generator will create a new, believable (or not) chemtrail conspiracy theory for you every day!